๐๐๐๐ง๐ย ๐ย โ You are the first to reach the office at 8:00 am sharp almost every day, like clockwork.
Your boss, however, seems to operate on ๐ฐ๐บ๐ปย - ๐ฐ๐๐ ๐๐๐ย ๐บ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ย ๐ป๐๐๐, never gracing the office before 9:30 a.m. Yet he is an expert at giving the ironic advice of โ๐ฌ๐ญ๐๐ซ๐ญ๐ข๐ง๐ ย ๐ญ๐ก๐ย ๐๐๐ฒย ๐๐๐ซ๐ฅ๐ฒ.โ
On a rare morning, you walk in a little late at 8:15 am along with ๐๐ซ. ๐๐ฎ๐ซ๐ฉ๐ก๐ฒย (๐ญ๐ก๐ย ๐ค๐ข๐ง๐ ย ๐จ๐ย ๐๐๐ย ๐ญ๐ข๐ฆ๐๐ฌ), and your boss is already sitting at his desk. His eyebrows questioningly shoot up, and you take the slow walk of shame to your desk.
Your โ๐๐ฅ๐จ๐๐ค๐ฐ๐จ๐ซ๐คย ๐ซ๐จ๐ฎ๐ญ๐ข๐ง๐โย of the first to arrive is never noticed.
๐๐๐๐ง๐ย ๐: You usually stay past 8:00 p.m., and you are the last to leave almost every day.
Your boss, who follows ๐๐๐ย - ๐๐ง๐๐ข๐๐งย ๐๐ญ๐๐ง๐๐๐ซ๐ย ๐๐ข๐ฆ๐ย only in the evening and always leaves on time.
On a rare evening, you are the first to leave. Your boss is still at his desk.
His eyebrows questioningly shoot up, and you take the slow walk of shame out of the door. Instantly, your phone explodes with the message, โ๐ช๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ย ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ย ๐๐ย ๐. ๐ด๐๐๐ย ๐๐๐๐ย ๐๐๐ย ๐๐๐๐.โ
You know that most corporate meetings are not needed and are never really critical. Yet again, Murphy (the king of bad times) has put on his best act.
๐๐๐๐ง๐ย ๐: As you drive back home, you realize the truth behind the profound statement, โ๐ป๐๐ย ๐๐๐๐๐ย ๐๐ย ๐๐๐๐๐๐ย ๐๐ย ๐๐๐๐๐ย ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ . ๐ป๐๐ย ๐๐๐๐๐ย ๐๐ย ๐๐๐๐๐ย ๐๐ย ๐๐๐๐๐ย ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ . โ
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